The Laws of the Internet

There’s a brilliantly handy guide on The Telegraph to help increase internet literacy. Check out the 10 laws on their site, but here are some excerpts:

1. Godwin’s Law. Formed by Mike Godwin in 1990. As originally stated, it said: “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.” It has now been expanded to include all web discussions.

It is closely related to the logical fallacy “reductio ad Hitlerum”, which says “Hitler (or the Nazis) liked X, so X is bad”, frequently used to denigrate vegetarians and atheists.

2. Poe’s Law. Not to be confused with the law of poetry enshrined by Edgar Allen Poe, the internet Poe’s Law states: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.”

3. Rule 34

States: “If it exists, there is porn of it.” See also Rule 35: “If no such porn exists, it will be made.” Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are “no exceptions” even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.

4. Skitt’s Law

It is an online version of the proofreading truism Muphry’s Law, also known as Hartman’s Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation: “any article or statement about correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling is bound to contain at least one eror”.

5. Scopie’s Law

States: “In any discussion involving science or medicine, citing Whale.to as a credible source loses the argument immediately, and gets you laughed out of the room.” First formulated by Rich Scopie on the badscience.net forum.

6. Danth’s Law (also known as Parker’s Law)
States: “If you have to insist that you’ve won an internet argument, you’ve probably lost badly.” Named after a user on the role-playing gamers’ forum RPG.net.

7. Pommer’s Law
Proposed by Rob Pommer on rationalwiki.com in 2007, this states: “A person’s mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.”

8. DeMyer’s Laws
Named for Ken DeMyer, a moderator on Conservapedia.com. There are four: the Zeroth, First, Second and Third Laws.

The Second Law states: “Anyone who posts an argument on the internet which is largely quotations can be very safely ignored, and is deemed to have lost the argument before it has begun.”

The Zeroth, First and Third Laws cannot be very generally applied and will be glossed over here.

9. Cohen’s Law
Proposed by Brian Cohen in 2007, states that: “Whoever resorts to the argument that ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… …has automatically lost the debate’ has automatically lost the debate.”

10. The Law of Exclamation
First recorded in an article by Lori Robertson at FactCheck.org in 2008, this states: “The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters.”


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7 Comments »

  1. Phil

    October 24, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

    Delightful.

    Speaking of internet law I just feel that one fundamental one needs to be added, even though it lacks a bit the absurdity from the kin of murphy’s law:

    “Code is law“ by Lawrence Lessig
    http://harvardmagazine.com/2000/01/code-is-law.html

  2. Roba

    October 24, 2009 @ 3:43 pm

    Phil, I think you might be the only person who reads this blog who might enjoy such a thing :) I’m glad though that I’m not the only one!
    Nice addition to the list, great article to read.

  3. Chris

    October 24, 2009 @ 11:40 pm

    Commenter on a bloggers lovely header shall soon be stabbed in the back.(Just kidding)
    Very wintery-I like.

  4. mo

    October 25, 2009 @ 8:40 am

    what no murphy’s law??

    also don’t forget jundi’s law (that’s me) .. which states “treat others not the way you want to be treated, but the way they treat you” ..

  5. mo

    October 25, 2009 @ 3:51 pm

    oh yeah these are laws specific to the internet .. nevermind

  6. Fat7i

    October 28, 2009 @ 7:40 am

    Fat7i’s law:

    posting a second comment to correct a spelling mistake you made in a former comment, or to remark on a previous comment you made and no one cared to reply to makes you look like a complete idiot…

  7. Roba

    October 28, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    Chris, thanks man! :) Yeah, although it’s not winter yet where I am. Still lovely outside weather :)

    Mo, hahaha, that’s a good addition :P And it does work online too!

    Fat7i Beih, your input, ever and as always, is so valuable that I am so humbled that you shared.

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